Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I have been a bad Blogger

I have been a bad Blogger

I really wish that I would have come here earlier last week. Things in my life has been horrendously busy this last week. Between life being crazy and getting ready for a big fat custody battle with the ex….my days and nights are spent off the computer as much as I can possible manage.

Anyway, Hope all is well out there. I will be back to regular blogging soon….I promise!

Loves to all…..and thanks for the emails!

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Lighting

There are a few things that can mesmerize me in a home improvement store. I love the garden center, the appliance area and the lighting. Walking through the lighting area I always am amazed at the new things that are available and how many different styles there are in one store.

I recently found a quoizel lighting fixture that I would love to put in my grand foyer….but I do’t have a grand foyer. If I did I would hang this there!
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Friday, August 31, 2007

Out of Town


I'm headed out of town for the long weekend!

I'll write more when I get back!

I love the beach!

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Wordless Wednesday - My First

Fresh from the bath!

Not a creature was stirring...NOT EVEN A SCORPION

I am not a big bug person. In fact there are few people I know that truly like bugs. There was that one weird guy in high school that thought he could make a career out of being in love with bugs….but again he was weird.

It is no surprise that here in the greater southwest we have bugs. Most of them don’t fly or bite….but those that do fly or bite are pretty nasty. The ones that have always scared me the most are scorpions for several reasons:

  1. They come in all sizes….extra small to extra large
  2. They hide in all the WRONG places, my shoes, under my desk, in the back of my cupboards
  3. They sting and it hurts
  4. They sting and it hurts….is there more a of a reason to be scared of them…

Anyway, the office building I work for has an exterminator come over every month. He sprays the inside and outside of the building. Because we have this monthly service we generally don’t see a lot of bugs. Occasionally we will see a roach or a cricket, but those are easily killed. However, for some reason this summer has left us with a bigger problem……scorpions in the office. They are all over the place and usually emerge about a week to ten days after the bug guy comes. Now by the time they start crawling out of the walls they are just about dead, but the problem we have is that they crawl into the deepest darkest places they can find to die.

This morning, my boss found one in his shoe that he took off for 10 minutes. Went to put it back on and there was a scorpion in his SHOE people….HELLO that is just wrong. The about 10 minutes later I was picking up something that had fallen on the floor and I look under my desk and there are three more. I freaked out…hit my head on my desk, said about 15 cuss words and screamed like a little girl. I would not go back to my office until some man decided that the coast was clear.

The right after lunch, the receptionist and I are talking about a project and going through a stack of envelopes that were in the storage closet. In the bottom of the box are two more dead scorpions. At that point I had had enough….I called the exterminator and told him in no uncertain terms that if he wanted there to still be a business to come to on a monthly basis he better figure out how the hell to get rid of these creatures.

Then I went to my boss's office and said the exterminator is on his way to deal with the creature problem…I’ll be back tomorrow. He was not happy, but I was thinking OK, six sightings in one day….next time I will probably sit or step on one…NO F-ING way! So, I’ve been home breathing into a paper bag trying to get my wits about me.

You want to know how badly I hate scorpions…..well, read Slick’s post about spiders…and that is how badly I hate scorpions…only difference between Slick and I is that I’m a girl….and he just screams like one!!! (love you buddy!!!)

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I am tired...Nice to meet you...I'm Lisa!

Today was the day from hell at work. I am worn out. I am not even sure if this post will make sense.

Just so you know....keep me in mind the next few weeks. I am thinking about quitting my job. More details to follow.

Right now I want a large drink and a soft bed.

Until tomorrow!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Trip to the Dentist

It has been years since I had a cavity filled.....to be honest I really thought that cavities were something that only children got and once you became and adult you were exempt from having them again....apparently that is NOT the case. About two weeks ago I went to the dentist and he found a cavity on one of my upper left molars. OK, I can handle that...a cavity…… just a filling right...Yes...OK....got it. Well, I get there this morning for the appointment and I am nervous. I am not someone who gets nervous easily...and here I was just about to crawl out of my skin. I hate that feeling.

Get back to the chair....three shots of Novocain later and I feel like my face is going to fall on the floor. My lips are so numb that when I try to say something to ANSWER the questions the dentist is asking my left side of my mouth doesn't move...then I feel the weirdest sensation in my nose. I'm like OK...what the hell is that...I need to sneeze and when I did and I went to wipe my nose I couldn't feel it...MY NOSE WAS NUMB...OMG.

Ok I can deal with that. An hour later filling is done tooth looks great. I am talking to the receptionist and I think I am doing well when a long spittle of drool crashes on the desk....can you say OMG EMBARASSED BEYOND BELIEF. Moving past that I scared the crap out of a little kid on my way out of the office because I tried to smile at him and apparently I was pretty nasty looking when I smiled because only 1/2 my face worked. I smiled....he screamed and told his Mommy he didn't want to go see the bad man. Way to help the dentist out!

Then I get to the car and look in my review mirror...and my left eye won't blink...it just won't work. I try and tell it "blink" and it just sits there...and my eye starts to water and I try to blink...nothing. I freaked out...I looked like I had had a stroke...1/2 my face didn't work anymore.

Luckily about 2 hours later feeling was coming back...but it is still a little numb. Eating lunchy was fun. I went to a local sub-shop to get some tuna to go...not on bread. I spent 45 minutes trying to hold my mouth closed while I ate. Needless to say I smell like tuna and have a huge mayo stain on my shirt!. Now 6 hours later..……can you believe that...6 hours and I am still feeling a bit numb.

I guess that is better than feeling sore.

I hate the dentist!


Fake Rocks

Have you ever thought about landscaping with artificial rocks? At Artificial Rocks Factory you can buy rocks molded from actual boulders which bring to life fake rocks that weight about 50-60 lbs but look and feel natural. They are made from construction-grade cast stone--not fiberglass or polyurethane which have been shown to have unfavorable wear/tear track records.
I was thinking about putting some of these fake rocks in my landscaping in my backyard. I think a few fake boulders would be a great addition to my backyard plans because I wouldn’t have to pay the huge prices of having actual real rocks/boulders brought in…I could move them with the help of another person without the help of heavy machinery. They also have rocks that you can put you address on and set out by the street. I think this is just another one of my fantasy home improvement projects, but hey, if I can use it to get things done….bring it on.

I think at the end of the day it is all about placement and in AZ it doesn’t have to be real….just look real. And take a look at some of these rocks on this website and tell me they don’t look real.



Artificial Rocks Factory
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Saturday, August 25, 2007

DraMa and Augs

DraMa and Augs both posted pics on their blogs yesterday of the storms that they were having in their area. OMG...it scared me just looking at the pics. I was going to post a pic here today for the both of them of snow on the Supersition Mountains that is not far from my house from a couple of years ago....and wouldn't you know it...I can't find it anywhere. I'm going to stop by work to see if I perhaps put it on that computer.

Until then.....here are some pics of the chance of rain today!

Friday, August 24, 2007

I am 11 going on 18

My eleven year old daughter is such a fashion-ista. She loves clothes, shoes, fashion jewelry, and make-up. Granted she will be twelve in like 6 weeks, but that doesn’t make it any better. She would love nothing more than for me to drop her and her friends off at the mall and come back in 8 hours to get them…unfortunately for her…NOT GONNA happen!!!

Her and I were chatting the other day and I asked her what she wanted to do for her birthday party this year….do you know what this girl said to me….????....!!!! Mom, I want a fashion party at this place in the mall….I can’t remember the name…you can make your own jewelry, your own makeup…have your hair done…and it is only like $40 a person….and she wanted to invite 12 girls….let me see $40 x 12 = $480…so NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Retirement

One of my favorite places to visit in AZ is Sedona. I love the red rocks. I love the shopping, the hiking trails and the overall peaceful feeling you get when you visit there. You can’t help walking away with a renewed sense of sprit and understanding.

I recently thought it would be fun to see how much arizona real estate would go for in that area. I found a gorgeous home nestled in the red rocks…for a whopping $1.8 Million dollars….OMG can you believe that? I mean 1.8 million dollars for a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house that I would RETIRE to….I mean it is beautiful – see below – but I think my whole retirement would just be living in that house!

Headache Center

A lady I work with gets headaches all the time. Mostly I think it is from stress she puts on herself, stress her kids give her and just day to day life. I really think she could benefit from some headache treatment because this lady will get a headache at the drop of a hat. The other day she was just sitting at her desk and I walked up to ask her a question and there are tears in her eyes. I asked what was wrong and she said something about her son doing something and that she just had a headache from all of it. Then she proceeded to tell me that she gets headaches from eating chocolate. Anyway, I really wish there was something more I could do to help her.

OMG...The MEN!


Augs comment yesterday makes me wonder if he has a brother and if so...does he need a wife...LOL.


DraMa...You are a very lucky lady!


Augs wrote:


I accept the challenege!!! I'm not scum! I'm not sure how the challenge works, but all I can add is that I work all day long. I come home cook dinner and lately have been putting both kids to bed at night. The wife has more than enough quiet time to do her school homework. I do all the grocery shopping by myself early on Saturday or Sunday morning. I keep the outside of the house maintained and and I make a mean blueberry cobbler.Git R Done!!!


Now Lioux and Brian...man you guys stink...Brian you admitted that you are not the man...LOL and Lioux made his female co-worker comment for him...SLACKER!


Augs you saved yourself...but the rest of the male race is still on the SH*T list!!!




Quibblo

Ever wonder where everyone gets these online quizzes or funny polls on their websites? Look no further than Quibblo. A friend of mine uses this website to put all sorts of funny things on his MySpace page. This website seems to have a load of different quizzes that are already available or you can create your own. I am not that creative, but maybe you are, if so go check them out. If you come up with something interesting let me know and I'll stop by your website!

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Thursday, August 23, 2007

I really wish I could blame PMS…

I really wish I could blame my bad attitude and general sense of being pissed off the last few days on PMS. I don’t know what has caused it, but PMS ain’t it…because Aunt Flo has come and gone and PMS isn’t due for at least another 2 weeks. I just really don’t know why I want to literally rip off anyone’s head that comes within 10 ft of my person. The only exceptions to this rule are my two kids….they can come and love up on me or just be general brats and I’m cool with that….but everyone else better watch out…

I think most of my irritability can be blamed on work. If I could just get the MEN in the office to actually think for themselves and do something other than assigning tasks to the two women in the office I really think my life would be less stressful. I really believe that the men in the office don’t know how to use a phone and if they do they don’t know how to call for bids on different jobs. Case and point see Exhibit A:

A male co-worker has decided that a mailer needs to go out to a neighborhood in which we are developing property. The reason for this mailer is to let them know of the upcoming changes and general feel of the development that is going to be taking place. There are about 1900 residential units that need to be informed of these developments. Getting a mailing list is easy enough and even putting together a letter with colored maps and diagrams can be done by this man. However calling a local printing company for a bid is out of his realm of possibility….how do you call and ask for a bid? OMG…you pick up the damn phone, you dial the GD number and you tell them I have a 5 page letter that needs to be sent to 1900 residence, how much would you charge? Think he could do that…NOT A CHANCE IN HELL.

Still not enough for you, well let’s see if I can give another example – Exhibit B:

I wake up this morning to my internet, cable and phone all out of service. Not a problem on a typical day, but my daughter is coming home is afternoon to be by herself for about 2 hours. We have an alarm system, but it does nobody any good if it can’t alert the police/fire/emergency without a phone line. A call to customer service answered by a MAN leaves me feeling like a fool because guess what NOBODY else in the area has an interruption in service. I’m told to call back later because it is early here in AZ and they may have others calling in soon…WTF? I call back and literally rip the person’s head off that answers the phone. I know that it is not his fault HE (again a MAN) has nothing to do with the first phone call, but OMG customer service sucks.

Again, need another example – Exhibit C:

My ex calls with a request to find out how far one location is from another location, sounds like a math problem to me. No it’s not a math problem but a job issue. Apparently he has two new job offers and wanted to know from his home how far they each were. He was not near a computer and apparently his wife couldn’t help him so he calls me…..again WTF? So I give him the information and the A**Hole has the audacity to ask me to PRAY for him. I mean really the man has no faith, no religion and laughs at my faith ….OPENLY….and he wants me to PRAY for him. Oh I’ll pray all right…..but not for his job…

So I am sending out a challenge….for one MAN to come to my website and redeem the whole male race. Slick has put out the challenge to all women to try and beat him in guessing who will win college football games this season….I put this out there as a rival challenge….make me believe that not all men are scum…that they can do something besides scratch their heads and their balls….and make me once again want to believe that there is a good man out there…..that DOESN’T need a woman to do everything for him…Slick this is for you man!

Ladybug….who is off to find some damn chocolate!

Memory Walk

This October I am sponsoring an event that has been near and dear to my heart for several years – Alzheimer’s Associations Memory Walk. You ask if this is a paid post and I have to say yes, but I have to say that I would sponsor anyway regardless of whether or not I was paid to do this post. Every year I give to the Alzheimer’s Association because I have had at least two people in my family diagnosed with the disease and several others that probably had the disease, but never got diagnosed properly. It is a dreadful disease that takes away loved ones minds long before their bodies are ready to leave this planet.

This year I will be sponsoring a local walker. She is local to my area and I am so proud that I can say that I know her and I know she is making a difference in regards to this disease. She was recruited by her Team Captain at work. The lady that is serving as her Team Capitan didn’t think it would be that easy to be a team leader. However, it is quite easy to sign up to be a Team Capitan just go to http://clk.atdmt.com/TGA/go/pyprpalz0030000037tga/direct/01/ and follow the links to sign up. Some of the requirements to be a Team Captain include:

  • You have to recruit at least 9 friends to participate on the team
  • You have to register your team and set fund raising goals
  • You have to coordinate team meetings, keep the team inspired and keep them updated on dates and times of important events
  • Overall have a great attitude, be an inspiration and encourage others

In order to be a Team Captain, you need to sign up early to make sure you have enough time to build your team and recruit members. You also have to design a logo for your team and you will want to give yourself plenty of time to come up with an interesting logo.

So please take a minute to visit: http://clk.atdmt.com/TGA/go/pyprpalz0030000037tga/direct/01/ to find a walk in your area. Go to the local walk website and sponsor someone you know or someone you don’t know. Even the smallest donations are greatly appreciated and bring us one step closet to helping those we love stay health in body, mind and spirit.

Thanks again!




Cups

Our church gives away personalized cups and water bottles (depending on the time of year) to new visitors each week. We don’t force them to take the items, but leave them out on a welcome table for the guests to see when they arrive/leave. It is just our little way of saying thanks for stopping buy and remember us as you look for a new home church.

Recently, we were shopping for a new supplier and got several samples from different suppliers all over the nation. As a bonus, we each got to pick our favorite sample and take it home with us (at least those of us on the committee). Now I am the proud owner of several mismatched coffee mugs that have our church name/logo. However, the best part of this is that I get another 4 days of not washing coffee mugs because nobody else in my house uses them…LOL

Office Desks

I just got word that we will be moving into a new office in about 3 months. I am excited about it because I will get a new office complete with a new office desks, chair, book case, file cabinet and credenza. It will be nice to get out of a stuff office with no window and into something a bit more spacious.

However, with this move comes with a lot of downers. The new location is about 10 minutes further from my house. It is not close to any good eateries for lunch. There is no place to shop on my lunch hour and my office faces west….into the afternoon sun….

Think they are trying to tell me something?

California Dreaming

I was reading online the other day about the housing market in the US and how it has not made a come back as quickly as hoped by financial analyst this year. I guess here in AZ the housing market hit a slump about 18 months ago and the number of people refinancing also declined. This made me think of all those other states that are probably also experiencing a slow comeback of the real estate market.

I know in California the value of real estate continues to climb, while California mortgage refinance numbers are low. I have a friend that lives in the San Francisco Bay area. She and her husband are in the process of trying to have a baby and just refinanced their home to help pay for the IVF treatment. However, she did not cash out all the equity in her house because between what she paid for it and what it was worth was a huge number.

I can’t imagine what is going to happen with the going mortgage rates, but I’m glad that I have a house that I am somewhat happy with and that I can stay in for a long time if needed.