Woman's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"120," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 165.

The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 6," I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'3".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.