
Get back to the chair....three shots of Novocain later and I feel like my face is going to fall on the floor. My lips are so numb that when I try to say something to ANSWER the questions the dentist is asking my left side of my mouth doesn't move...then I feel the weirdest sensation in my nose. I'm like OK...what the hell is that...I need to sneeze and when I did and I went to wipe my nose I couldn't feel it...MY NOSE WAS NUMB...OMG.
Ok I can deal with that. An hour later filling is done tooth looks great. I am talking to the receptionist and I think I am doing well when a long spittle of drool crashes on the desk....can you say OMG EMBARASSED BEYOND BELIEF. Moving past that I scared the crap out of a little kid on my way out of the office because I tried to smile at him and apparently I was pretty nasty looking when I smiled because only 1/2 my face worked. I smiled....he screamed and told his Mommy he didn't want to go see the bad man. Way to help the dentist out!
Then I get to the car and look in my review mirror...and my left eye won't blink...it just won't work. I try and tell it "blink" and it just sits there...and my eye starts to water and I try to blink...nothing. I freaked out...I looked like I had had a stroke...1/2 my face didn't work anymore.
Luckily about 2 hours later feeling was coming back...but it is still a little numb. Eating lunchy was fun. I went to a local sub-shop to get some tuna to go...not on bread. I spent 45 minutes trying to hold my mouth closed while I ate. Needless to say I smell like tuna and have a huge mayo stain on my shirt!. Now 6 hours later..……can you believe that...6 hours and I am still feeling a bit numb.
I guess that is better than feeling sore.
I hate the dentist!
5 comments:
Dentists are our frineds.. I love mine. Wehn I didn't take care of my teeth and I felt PAIN, he made it all go away.
But yeah. The freeze is so friggen irritating.
I almost cursed my dentist out. I'm having to look for a new one.
They're cruel as hell....
Don't EVEN get me started on dental nightmares...
I hate the dentist. Sorry to hear about your embaressing moment. Hey, it's not your fault, right? He's the one who numbed ya. I wish cavaties were just some myth to scare people off.
Ellie.
Something tells me that he gave you just a little too much. But too much is better than too little in this case!
See ya at Blogasm!
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